A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...