What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...