A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...