A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.