Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...