Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...