Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.