The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...