WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
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Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Musicians on a sinking ship
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
The power of shifting
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Why A Hole In Their Penis
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MICHAEL KENNEDY
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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
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