yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.