Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.