You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...