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English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
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The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
F.B.I. phone logs
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The Perfect Woman would say…
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The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
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