Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...