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1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
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Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...