Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...