Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!