Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...