Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....