Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.