Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.