Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
A woman’s seminars
|New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.