Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...