Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...