Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
We are the best of friends
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Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Types of computer viruses
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What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...