The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...