Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...