The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...