Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...