Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
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As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
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Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...