Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...