Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...