Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...