The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...