Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
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In A Circle
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Not a foot
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Why were blondes created?
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This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
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Old & New concerns.
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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