Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...