Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...