Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...