yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...