What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...