Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...