Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!