Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...