Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...