Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...