The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...