Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...