The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...