One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...