When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!