What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...