Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...